Having problems waking up in the morning? Lots of us have this issue. What’s the problem? Maybe a couple of sleepless nights, too much coffee or too much gaming. Whatever you reason may be, it will now be a thing of the past. Introducing the slap-a-lot alarm clock, the only alarm clock out there that is guaranteed to wake you from your deepest sleep.
There are a lot of alarm clock models out there, each one guaranteeing that they will wake you up in a jiffy. There was a clock in the shape of a Segway that was capable of running around the room was the alarm was triggered. You would then had to get out of bed quickly and chase around the mechanical critter. By picking it up, the alarm would go silent.
One alarm clock employed a less intrusive and annoying technique in order to wake you from your slumber. Using aromatherapy, once the alarm goes off, the clock would spray around different fragrances like coffee, lavender and even bacon.
But this one, the slap-a-lot alarm clock is truly mischievous . Well, it looks like something coming out from a Fallout game, but its creator assures at that what the clock lacks in aesthetic makes up in efficiency. Basically you have a classic alarm clock mounted on metal panel. The mechanism itself is pretty easy. The alarm clock itself is connected to a little electrical engine. The engine has a socket which you can use to attach a prosthetic arm.
How does it work? Attach the whole thingamabob on the wall, just above your bed and set the alarm. Once alarm is triggered an electric impulse is fired from the clock to the electrical engine, which in term powers the prosthetic. What happens then? The whole things starts to slap the daylight out of you until you get out of bed.
It may not be pretty, it may not be healthy for your face, but it gets the job done. No matter! You’ll arrive to work on time and if someone asks you about the bruises on your face, just say that you tripped and fell down the stairs.
We don’t know if the makeshift clock will be available for purchase or if any Company wants to starts producing it, but we have to admit one thing. It’s now every day we see someone beaten to a pulp by his alarm clock.